Friday, July 14, 2017

Blonding - 7/14/17





I love blonde jokes!  So send me your favorites via NoteCard inworld and I'll try to post the best of them.


Photo and joke by me ♥  -Ali


Blonde Joke of the Month



Wood Delivery
  
This is another real life story that just seems too good to pass up as the official joke..

 My girlfriend Loren and I were at home on a recent Sunday afternoon when the doorbell rang.  "I'll get it!" Lori called to me and so I went back to replying to my emails.  After a few minutes she came to find me.  She said, "You need to come see."  Off we went to the front door when what did I see standing there grinning from ear to ear but a gorgeous young man of about 30 or so with raven hair, the brightest blue eyes and a hard-to-miss strapping physique beneath his t-shirt and jeans.  "Ali, meet Sean," Loren bubbled.  Bear in mind that Loren and I are both blondes.  What happens next really did take place..



     Sean:  It's very nice to meet both of you ladies.  I'm here to deliver the wood.
     Loren:  That's sounds so good, Sean.  Ali, did you hear that?  Sean is here to deliver the wood.
     Ali:  My, that does sound good.  Do you have a lot of wood to deliver, Sean?
     Sean:  Yes, it's quite a bit, actually.
     Loren:  Wow, how much?
     Sean checks his paperwork:  Well, it's the largest load that I can deliver.
     Loren:  What do you think, Ali?  Can we take it in the back?
     Ali:  Oh, if it's that big it really should go in the back.
     Loren:  I agree.  A load that large.. you really need to put that in the back, Sean.
     Sean:  So you want all of it in the back?
     Ali:  Will it fit?
     Loren:  Too much wood in the back could be an issue.
     Sean:  I'll have a look around the other side, but I'm pretty sure I can squeeze it all in.
     Ali:  Well, don't let us stop you, Sean.
     Sean:  Oh, I wont.


(See another story where Loren and I teased the poor host at a restaurant here:
http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/06/blonding.html)



Sunday, June 18, 2017

Confidential Men: Tony (aliveprince)





  Tony first found me on Flickr about two weeks ago.  He sent me a Flickr Mail introducing himself as Tony the Kinky Boy and he offered to model for me.  He wanted very much to get started in our porn world.  I replied and suggested we connect in Second Life to talk and I sent him an offline IM inworld, too.  He replied the same day while I was online and we chatted.  Tony was so enthusiastic to model for photos and to get into films I offered to debut him with a shoot.  I suggested the Confidential Men series and asked Tony some background questions.  He told me he was mostly a sub.  How interesting..  He happened to be for sale at an auction so I asked for a TP to see him in person.  When he rezzed I was happy I had offered as he looked quite good to me.  Mistresses were bidding on him so I took my leave and we agreed to set a time for the shoot.  I thought Tony was a good model to skip the studio set with and just go all out D/s for his interview photo set.  I invited him to my Castle.  Because of our time zone differences I was up very late and Tony was up very early.  I got right to it..



Previously published Confidential Men:
Mark Ivory:
http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2015/12/confidential-men-mark-ivory.html
Igor Romanov: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/02/confidential-men-igor-romanov.html
Scotty07: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/03/confidential-men-scotty07.html
Don Roodborst: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/03/confidential-men-don-roodborst.html
Curtis Trevellion: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/04/confidential-men-curtis-trevellion.html
Mark Steiner: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/06/confidential-men-mrmark.html
Alexus Minotaur: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/07/confidential-men-alexus-minotaur.html
Damien Godard: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/09/confidential-men-damien-godard.html
Bane W. Caedus: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/10/confidential-men-bane-w-caedus.html
Logan Oleary: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/11/confidential-men-logan-oleary.html
James Deene: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/12/confidential-men-james-deene.html
Jake Raven: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/12/confidential-men-jake-raven.html
Chris Bearz: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2017/01/confidential-men-chris-bearz.html?zx=dbf57008a7aef2
Larry Vinaver: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2017/03/confidential-men-larry-vinaver.html?zx=7eefb191bbb3d1a9
Cody (aethmorot): http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2017/04/confidential-men-cody.html?zx=62093b3321e19063




   I checked to make sure my multi-cam system was operating smoothly and I headed to my penthouse to TP Tony in.  He arrived looking a little shy, a little nervous and a lot excited.  I greeted him and told him that his interview would begin immediately.  Before I whisked him off to my castle I took his arrival photo..  *click*

*     *     *

   No time was wasted once we were at the castle.  I brought Tony into my bedroom and had him remove his shirt.  It was then that I laid out Tony's interview instructions.  He was to remain silent unless I asked him to speak.  He was to do anything and everything that I required of him without delay.  And he was to show me gratitude for debuting him with this feature.  We went right to the gratitude part...because I could..  *click*

*     *     *

   I have met some grateful boys and Tony proved to be among the most grateful.  We began with him showing me one hour of focused gratitude.  Well, he can really focus, let me tell you..  *click*

*     *     *

   All through that night, Tony showed unflagging devotion to my pleasure, thanking me for the opportunity to do so.  He was still a bit nervous but he never let that distract him from following my directions right down to every filthy little detail.  The interview was going just fine..  *click*

*     *     *

   The deeper we probed with Tony's interview, the more he wanted to please.  I made sure to spend lots of time on each aspect, not wanting to miss anything we might add to the feature..  *click*

*     *     *

   When the time came, Tony covered me with his gratitude, devoted to showing me how much he appreciated my help getting him off...to a good start in porn.  And so here he is in his debut blog feature.  I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.  I highly recommend Tony as a model.  You might want to try him, too.  Yeah, he's a kinky boy  ;)    ..*click*


*Poses in Photos 2, 3, 4 and 5 are from D&C Poses:




Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Blonding

 
 
 
 
I love blonde jokes!  So send me your favorites via NoteCard inworld and I'll try to post the best of them.


Stunning Beauty Model: Jori Jewell
Joke and photo by me ♥  -Ali



Blonde Joke of the Month

 
 
  Blonde Gamble
 
 
  Two casino dealers are at the craps table when a cute blonde comes over and says, "I want to bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. But, if you don't mind, I'd I feel much luckier if I were completely nude."

They say fine, she strips naked and rolls the dice. Then she screams, "I won! I won!" She starts jumping up and down, hugs each of the dealers, and then picks up her money and her clothes and walks away.

For a minute the two dealers stare at each other. Then the first one says, "What did she roll, anyway?" The second dealer says, "I don't know. I thought you were watching."



Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Brainy Sluts: Tara Sweets





I have a Second Life group for my slutty girl friends and myself that I named 'Brainy Sluts'. We use the group to hang out, chat, share shopping and avatar improvement tips, pass along photo and film shoot leads, talk about sexy things, discuss men - and women, to plan our own shoots and to support each other in many, many ways. Then there is the secret stuff that I won't tell here because.. it's secret. ;)

We are also all great friends and very close. I wanted to pay tribute to these amazing ladies and so I've run a photo series for them here on the Confidential blog. I hope you enjoy each of the Brainy Sluts as they appear one by one on these pages.  New Brainies are added as they are invited and join.

Brainy Sluts are Fun ∙ Collect the Whole Set ∙ Trade with Friends!

Previously published:
Cream Release: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/01/brainy-sluts-cream-release.html
Chloe Cotton: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/01/brainy-sluts-chloe-cotton.html
Adele Simondsen: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/01/brainy-sluts-adele-simondsen.html
Coco Baran: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/02/brainy-sluts-coco-baran.html
Sonrisa Seminario: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/03/brainy-sluts-sonrisa-seminario.html 
Rachel Avro-Fox: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/03/brainy-sluts-rachel-avro-fox.html
Partee Mytili: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/03/brainy-sluts-partee-mytili.html
HeeChan: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/04/brainy-sluts-heechan.html
Erin Celestalis: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/04/brainy-sluts-erin-celestalis.html
Ashley Sugarplum: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/05/brainy-sluts-ashley-sugarplum.html
Anyka Aiséirí: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/05/brainy-slut-anyka-aiseiri.html
Marika Svenson: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/05/brainy-sluts-marika-svenson.html
Ali Lancrae: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/06/brainy-sluts-ali-lancrae.html






And now, we continue with Tara!  :)

Post Grad Student Tara Sweets






Sunday, April 30, 2017

Confidential Men: Cody





  Cody came to my attention recently and I thought, Now there is a hot prospect for a Confidential Men interview.  We chatted a bit at parties and I suggested maybe he could come up to the studio.  He was very positive about it so we Friended.  I tend to get a little busy and days turned into weeks until one day I had free time.  I decided to give it a try and I asked Cody if he was also free.  When he said he could come for the interview I realized I had not prepped the studio for a new shoot.  So I invited him up to the penthouse to discuss how we could approach his interview and shoot..



Previously published Confidential Men:
Mark Ivory:
http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2015/12/confidential-men-mark-ivory.html
Igor Romanov: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/02/confidential-men-igor-romanov.html
Scotty07: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/03/confidential-men-scotty07.html
Don Roodborst: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/03/confidential-men-don-roodborst.html
Curtis Trevellion: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/04/confidential-men-curtis-trevellion.html
Mark Steiner: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/06/confidential-men-mrmark.html
Alexus Minotaur: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/07/confidential-men-alexus-minotaur.html
Damien Godard: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/09/confidential-men-damien-godard.html
Bane W. Caedus: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/10/confidential-men-bane-w-caedus.html
Logan Oleary: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/11/confidential-men-logan-oleary.html
James Deene: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/12/confidential-men-james-deene.html
Jake Raven: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/12/confidential-men-jake-raven.html
Chris Bearz: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2017/01/confidential-men-chris-bearz.html?zx=dbf57008a7aef2
Larry Vinaver: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2017/03/confidential-men-larry-vinaver.html?zx=7eefb191bbb3d1a9


  

 Cody arrived at sunset looking relaxed, confident and handsome.  I thought what a great combo that is, really.  I welcomed him to my penthouse, apologizing for not having the studio set ready.  He was very understanding and I invited him to come in and have a seat so we could discuss our plans..  *click*

*     *     *

 Cody settled onto my couch and I don't know what came over me, but I proceeded to just boldly sit on his lap and stare into his hot eyes.  He didn't mind at all.  He asked me if I was comfortable (yes, I was) and just like that his hand wandered up under my dress.  I allowed that and so he made an immediate proposition..  *click*

*     *     *

 Not one to stand in the way of a man with a plan I accepting Cody's proposition. There ended any thoughts of an interview.  Cody is not a shy man, let me tell you.  In no time he had me catching my breath with my head spinning and trying to keep pace.. I mean just a few moments ago I was greeting him at the door and now..  now..  well..  I did still have my camera handy..  *click*

*     *     *

 With both our pretenses and our clothes dropped we conspired to make the most of the moment.  This would be a quickie that I would remember for a long, long time.  Like a penetrating interview..  *click*

*     *     *

 The thing about conspiring is that it just feels so damned good.  Like therapy for a tender condition.  It's basic math, really.. one plus one equals heaven.  I never imagined I could be lost on my own couch but that night I was completely lost in it.  A secret co-conspirator on a noble mission to expose pleasure..  *click*

*     *     *

 It struck me that men sometimes have the best ideas.  I asked Cody if we had created a conspiracy theory and he pointed out that it's only a theory if it didn't really happen.  I would have pondered that but by then my brain wasn't the focal point of my world, tho Cody managed to find that point, demonstrating an intense focus.  I was keen to respond and it was then that I realized just how much I love this series.. Interview or not..  *click*



Saturday, April 15, 2017

Nude World Tour 2016 ∙ Stop No. 12




  Continuing the Nude World Tour!  I'll visit different places in Second Life and snap nude photos to share with you along with a little description and maybe sometimes an anecdote if something hot or fun happens on the tour.  Please enjoy!


Stop No. 12 on the tour ∙ Swallows Nest (Adult):






  Swallows Nest belongs to Rachel Swallows and she has made a super nice spot for fun seekers and photo shooters alike.  Arriving at the surface level beach and open air club I was drawn in by the inviting and fun atmosphere that Rachel has created.  I wanted to party!  A beautiful tropical island cove is the theme with a palm tree shaded dance floor.  There is a nice selection of singles and couples dances, and comfy pose furniture abounds.  I will def return for a party :)

The teleporter wisks you away to various stops including Motel Porn and the Studio.  The Motel has quite a few rooms with a wide choice of themes and decors, all furnished with poses galore and some nice prop touches like cameras and lighting.  The Studio is a collection of sets with different backgrounds, poses and lighting.  This is a great destination for photographers.

As I was leaving, I ran into a man who introduced himself as Billy Bob.  Not much to look at but he was nice in a "Can I see you naked?" way.  And what the hell, it was the middle of the night and no one would ever know, so I let Billy Bob look at me naked for awhile.  I snagged a pic because really who would believe me otherwise?


Friday, March 17, 2017

Confidential Men: Larry Vinaver





  Larry Vinaver needs no introduction for most of the people here in the Second Life porn community.  Larry's a big star.  I've had the pleasure of appearing on projects that Larry was also in, although I think we've only ever posed together for one photo, by Erin Celestalis for a calendar.  Larry and I have talked about how we've both been so active for years and just not really had a big shoot or a film together.  Well, I decided to have Larry up to the studio for a Confidential Men interview and discuss this odd fact with him.

It turned out I was a bit harried on the night Larry visited.  I had been thinking that I spend a lot of time at the studio and I've been getting really tired lately, but I never want to leave while there is more work to do.

And then it just hit me - I needed a bed at the studio!  I shopped within the hour and placed an order.
The night of Larry's interview, the Red Bed was delivered literally minutes before Larry arrived..


Previously published Confidential Men:
Mark Ivory:
http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2015/12/confidential-men-mark-ivory.html
Igor Romanov: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/02/confidential-men-igor-romanov.html
Scotty07: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/03/confidential-men-scotty07.html
Don Roodborst: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/03/confidential-men-don-roodborst.html
Curtis Trevellion: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/04/confidential-men-curtis-trevellion.html
Mark Steiner: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/06/confidential-men-mrmark.html
Alexus Minotaur: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/07/confidential-men-alexus-minotaur.html
Damien Godard: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/09/confidential-men-damien-godard.html
Bane W. Caedus: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/10/confidential-men-bane-w-caedus.html
Logan Oleary: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/11/confidential-men-logan-oleary.html
James Deene: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/12/confidential-men-james-deene.html
Jake Raven: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2016/12/confidential-men-jake-raven.html
Chris Bearz: http://slpornstarconfidential.blogspot.com/2017/01/confidential-men-chris-bearz.html?zx=dbf57008a7aef2




   But we managed to get started on time and as I shot his arrival photo I mentioned the close call with the bed delivery to Larry while assuring him that my mind was no longer on the bed but on his interview.  I settled down to work and framed up the shot thinking that Larry looked really great.  So distinguished and confident.. and tall.. and, well.. experienced..  *click*

*     *     *

   We took a seat inside the Confidential Men set.  I asked Larry if he wanted to begin the interview on any particular subject.  He joked that he'd like to start the interview on my new bed.  And when I didn't laugh he must have sensed that I was considering his idea.  A slow smile appeared on Larry's lips and he said, "I mean if you want to show me, of course"..  *click*

*     *     *

   And I did.  It seemed the perfect way to manage the evening.  I needed to relax and I was so wanting to try the bed and see if it was as comfortable as advertised.  As I led Larry over to the bed I noticed he had left his shirt on the couch.  And right then my dress got so tired it just fell right off me.  We climbed onto the bed and Larry confessed that he had another interview request..  *click*

*     *     *

   Not only is Larry a big star, distinguished and confident, tall and experienced, but he also has the best ideas.  In a breathy voice I agreed.  And in a blur we shifted around and just like that I was riding that famous mustache, Larry's tongue explaining to my nethers that I was in for it good.  And what a 'talking to' it was!  I sat there for a long.. long time staring at the amazing bounty I was soon to receive..  *click*


*     *     *

  And receive I did!  I received all through that long night of Larry's interview, learning so much about him that I never would have learned from a standard interview.  The exciting part was that Larry learned about me, too.  Over and over we learned.. and as we did I thought what a nice addition to the interview process this was.. my new Red Bed..  *click*